EL MEME DE LA PETARDEZ

Siguiendo instrucciones del Tornado, aquí dejo el meme de tun-no:


You own:

(x) your own cell phone
( ) a tv in your bedroom
(x) an iPod
( ) a photo printer
(x) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(x) high-speed internet access
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
(x) dvd player in bedroom (our TV has a built-in one)
(x) at least a hundred DVDs
(x) a childfree bathroom
( ) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
(x) a guest house (mi casa es un Hostal…)
(x) a game room (si aceptamos dormitorio…)
(x) a queen-size bed (de hecho, tengo 2…)
(x) a stocked bar
( ) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
(x) a working washer and dryer
(x) at least ten things from a designer store
(x) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed authentic art (not lithographs)
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels (no, no soy Jenny Farlowpa)
( ) a multi-speed bike
(x) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
(x) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea (si aceptamos pantano...)
( ) your own pair of skis
(x) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) neighborhood committee membership
(x) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin (pertenecen a la Fash Fam)
(x) wealthy family members
( ) two or more family cars
(x) a walk-in closet or pantry
( ) a yard
( ) a hammock
(x) a personal trainer (el Chueco me "obliga" a ir, eso vale?)
(x) good credit
(x) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
(x) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name
( ) a stock portfolio
(x) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
(x) private medical insurance
(x) a college degree, but no student loans

Do you:

(x) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
(x) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
(x) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne Chanson d’Eau (poooor Dior, eso nunca!, uso perfume de hombre)
(x) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don’t need the money (ojalá!)
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals (me encanta cocinar, no way!)
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
(x) regularly pay someone else to drive you
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner (“can’t buy me, looooove…!” Las peleas se solucionan mejor de otra manera, no?)

Are you:

( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don’t get your way

Have you:

( ) been on a cruise (no, pero Ann O'N dice q me parezco a la Holmes, jaja)
(x) traveled out of the country
(x) met a celebrity
( ) been to the Caribbean
(x) been to Europe/America
( ) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York
( ) eaten at the Space Needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
(x) been to the Eiffel Tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
(x) moved more than three times because you wanted to
(x) dined with local political figures
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast

Did you:

( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
(x) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(x) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
( ) attend private school
(x) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you

41 puntitos de nada… ¿Y tú?

Se lo paso a… Nanyu.

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